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Dec. 17th, 2008

10:58 pm

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Oh god, I haven't laughed this hard in I don't know how long.*

7 Images Too Badass to Be Real (That Totally Are)

The images are awesome; the text is what had me just about crying with laughter. Hint: when you get to #2 (the one with the lion), scroll down carefully. When you reach the bottom of the paragraph about the seat, page down to the last item, so that you see its headline and image and caption all at once. It's worth it for the effect.



*This is hyperbole. Lately kniedzw has been making me crack up so bad I'm left in pieces on the floor. But hyperbole has its place.

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From:c0untmystars
Date:December 18th, 2008 07:15 am (UTC)
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"It’s like every single AC/DC album cover came to life and punched your eyeballs right in the dick."

I was laughing so hard I was crying before I even got to the last item.
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From:swan_tower
Date:December 18th, 2008 07:24 am (UTC)
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For me, it happened one line sooner:

"It’s what would happen if natural disasters could bolt together Voltron-style."
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From:mmegaera
Date:December 18th, 2008 07:28 pm (UTC)
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Oh, the best part was describing it as what happens "whenever you finally hurl Sauron’s accursed ring into the fires of Mt. Doom." Because when you think of all the CGI time the WETA people spent when all they needed was a video camera... [g]
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From:akashiver
Date:December 18th, 2008 07:35 am (UTC)
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Thank you so much for posting this. I laughed til I cried. Really.
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From:swan_tower
Date:December 18th, 2008 07:38 am (UTC)
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I aim to share the joy.
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From:erdedrache
Date:December 18th, 2008 07:53 am (UTC)
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Cracked is one of my favorite websites. They've had some real gems.
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From:swan_tower
Date:December 18th, 2008 07:55 am (UTC)
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I got at this by way of Reddit Pics, but Kyle tells me they have a handful of great writers.
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From:ratmmjess
Date:December 18th, 2008 04:12 pm (UTC)
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hahahahahaha...oh, the caption on #2...I'm still crying....
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From:lady_puck9999
Date:December 18th, 2008 05:27 pm (UTC)
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FLYING MOTORCYCLE BEAR ZOMG!
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From:gollumgollum
Date:December 18th, 2008 11:38 pm (UTC)
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Flying.

Motorcycle.

Bear.

0.0
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From:swan_tower
Date:December 19th, 2008 07:07 am (UTC)
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I thought of you. ^_^
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